Baby Crack

Posted on 03.30.08 8:58PM under Angus, Boden

Boden Smoking BreastmilkMy son Boden is just over two years old. He’s having a hard time adjusting to the presence of a baby in the house. He’s actually pretty good about not hitting the baby or playing in any of his other overly rough ways with the baby. But he’s having a hard time with the nursing issue. He’s still nursing, and he’s not too happy about having to let the baby nurse whenever it wants to. Boden is not quite ready to understand that Angus can only nurse and sleep, and not much else right now. Boden is getting desparate for any breast milk he can get. This photo shows him trying to drink the milk right out of the pump. He’s even trying to use the pump handle to push it up into his mouth. You can’t see it in the photo, but his eyes are all bloodshot and he’s shaking really bad. He needs the milk! It looks like he’s trying to smoke a pipe of something. Like a breast milk bong. It’s not uncommon for him to take a cup of the milk from the pump and drink it. Yummy!

Speaking of drinking breast milk. I haven’t tried it yet, but get ready for Mother’s Milk Stout!

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